lmao!

JF!: we'll just pretend she's my gf, mk?

JF!: mk.

liz-zeeeee.: LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
liz-zeeeee.: -screenshot this

JF!: LMAO!

JF!: loserrrrrr.

liz-zeeeee.: omg, what a dork!

liz-zeeeee.: so whats her name

liz-zeeeee.: this gf of yours

JF!: lmao. uhm ...

JF!: Melody.

liz-zeeeee.: lmao.

liz-zeeeee.: how cute.

JF!: i know right?

JF!: she's a ... med student.

JF!: LMAO.

liz-zeeeee.: ooh yeah?

liz-zeeeee.: she's got a nice .. uh.. elbow

liz-zeeeee.:

JF!: and nice glasses. she said you're cute.

liz-zeeeee.: LMAO!

JF!: i think she's been exposed to gamma rays.

liz-zeeeee.:

liz-zeeeee.: lmaoooo

liz-zeeeee.: well tell her i kissed a girl & i liked it

liz-zeeeee.:

JF!: oooh.

liz-zeeeee.: in case she if she wanna consider other options

liz-zeeeee.: because this eric option is wack!

JF!: LMAO!

liz-zeeeee.: i have 15+ videos of ryan leslie on my itouch

liz-zeeeee.: this is bad.

JF!: lmao.

JF!: you're a stalker.

liz-zeeeee.: i am not!

liz-zeeeee.: i just love the man.

liz-zeeeee.: gosh.

liz-zeeeee.: you can go sit on melody's face!

JF!: or the other way around.

JF!:

liz-zeeeee.: EWW!

liz-zeeeee.: lmao

liz-zeeeee.: eric.

liz-zeeeee.: thats so nassy!

JF!: LMAO.

JF!: you'll do it one day.

[eric dies from lizzy's nassiness]