"Guess what black folks: if you ain't auditioning for a snail movie you ain't gotta act slow."
Saturday morning.
At some point in my life I made a transition from cartoons ... to Sportscenter. BUT! I'm going to rekindle that flame of passion that was I and cartoons. Really ... I like:
* spongebob
* fairly oddparents
* arthur
* jimmy neutron
And that may be it. I mean ... and Ni Hao, Ki Lan. ;]
Anyway, I'm sitting here waiting for my pizza to come. I ordered it online son. I don't think I even need to interact with people anymore. I mean, what's the point? I can order food online ... buy clothes online ... watch movies online ... I can even have sex online! LMAO!
On a serious note, thinking about that is kind of depressing. Human contact isn't as important, or may I say vital as it was 5 years ago. When I was younger, and it was saturday morning? I'd get up early ... watch cartoons ... then go outside and just run and get smelly and stuff. Now, I play on here for awhile, watch tv ... then waste my life away at Sears.
I always image somehow getting a call from a label saying they want to sign me or w/e ... then going in to Sears the very next day and just quitting. Like, working a little bit and when my boss tells me something I don't like, just saying, "oh. then i quit."
Tell em that I'm a millionaire, I'm going on tour ... and just walking out.
And thinking about that ... and on some other stuff ... I realize that I take offense easily. Like, not on some "he's soft" shit ... but just take offense. Like, Kanye West maybe. lol, I compare myself to him a lot, I KNOW. But yeah, when I read stuff, or hear stuff ... I can always find something offensive in what the person has said. I guess I'm protective of my ego and how I'm perceived. Isn't everyone though? But nah, I think ... I'm vastly under appreciated on a grand scale. From work ... to school ... to music ... to ...nvm! lol. Sometimes I think it's all in my head, and other times ... I think maybe I need to just come correct more. You know what though? I'm always correct. ;-]
What more can you ask for?
The international asshole
Who complains about what he is owed?
And throw a tantrum like he is 3 years old?
You gotta love it though somebody still speaks from his soul
The international asshole
Who complains about what he is owed?
And throw a tantrum like he is 3 years old?
You gotta love it though somebody still speaks from his soul
NAH ... NAH ...
Every motherfucker told me that I couldn't rhyme
Now I could let these dream killers kill my self-esteem
Or use my arrogance as the steam to power my dreams
I use it as my gas, so they say that I'm gassed
But without it I'd be last, so I ought to laugh
Now I could let these dream killers kill my self-esteem
Or use my arrogance as the steam to power my dreams
I use it as my gas, so they say that I'm gassed
But without it I'd be last, so I ought to laugh
THE END.
12 comments:
I member you
ha ha. too bad they didn't have your shoes in finish line,though.
=[
and i had my monies out and everything yo.
oh, and where do you remember me from girl-from-the-top-of-my-comment page?
Ahhh, that damned line is hot. :|
Lmao @ the thought of your friends playing on your phone.
"This is Def Jam, we want to sign you."
"[goes to work] I QUIT! .... BITCH!"
"Siiiiikkkkeee!"
LAMDAODM!!
Wow.
You're gay.
Who watches Jimmy, though?
That nigga is SO lame.
But, then again..
you're lame.
It's all starting to make sense, now.
Another thing;
You need a hobby, buddy.
Go like.. speed date or some shit.
You're gonna become one of those people who work at home from the computer... and eventually end up never stepping outside of their house for like; 30 years. You're gonna have your groceries delivered and shit...
Sit at home everynight, and masturbate....
2040 is going to come... and you're going to open your door - but you're not going to step out because you realize 'you have everything you need, in your little comfy home, with your internet, and television.'
Loser.
wait wait WAIT!!!!!
... they'll deliver my groceries?!
-pelvic thrusts
Lmao.
Wow eric, you didn't know you can order groceries & have them delivered to your home?
LMFAO!
-dead.
You're so damn gay.
omg.
Gay for your loveeeee.
-more pelvic thrusts.
How the fuck can do you get groceries delivered. I'm still astonished. Someone tell me.
LMAO. Leave it to you eric. Tis all I will say on that subject.
sex online?
point me to that shit.
and fuck is my damn pizza?
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