yuss.

"Can i talk my shit again?" - Kanye

Yes, and I will. Okay, so like, someone *coughs* has deemed it necessary to 'answer' me in their blog. So I guess I'm like, Darth Vader and this is Blog Wars. lmao. lameism. But no, to answer your question, I don't really take time out of my day to worry about you. In all honesty, it takes about 30 seconds to write a line about you, and depending on my internet connection...a minute to find a picture of Squidward and post you. Just be happy you earned 1:30 out of 24 hours. =]

But on to other things.....

I'm a cyclops. I mean, that's what Stacey said lol. "one eyed behind." pffft. Girl, I got two eyes. Four if you count those big ol' glasses I always wear when I take pictures. Those things are like, famous around St. Louis or something, idk. Ppl keep asking me where I got them and writing me on facebook asking me about them and stuff.

But hey, this blog right here...is dedicated to std's. For real. Cuz this girl at school...that my friend wanted to hook me up with...has one. And this shit is really weird yo. He comes up to me today while I'm finding pictures of Squidward and goes, "don't talk to [name edited out]." Now, I wasn't planning on talking to her anyway, but I was just like, "why?" and he said, "i'm just telling you, it's for you own good. don't do it. i'm doing it to protect you." Then he went on about how he couldn't tell me but then he told me and I was quite surprised. Huh. I mean, it's curable...not one of those BADDDD ones..but still. Nah. That just goes to show you, wrap it up kids. And stop sticking it in holes it's not meant to be stuck in. Wait...hmmm. fdldsngdsg!

wow. did i really just dedicate a blog to std's?
ANYWAYYYYY...

On the really though. It's time. Time that I found a girl...to call mine. [plays Janet Jackson, 'Someone To Call My Lover']. lmaooo. For real though, like...I don't know. Over the past couple of days I've felt really lonely. Very. I know some of y'all probably wish loneliness upon me, idk. But it's not a good look. I do want that lil girl next to me. Someone that I can just call upon and have there for me...just cuddle up with...go spend money on. Ugh. Just mine. And not a lil fling thing. Like, real...something full blown.

"Maybe it's your attitude that makes me a lil mad at you
Same time the gratitude makes me wanna spend cash on you
Take trips across the longitude and latitude
Let you hold the whip...last time you almost crashed the coupe...
.........
Maybe it's the loyalty, the way that you're callin' me
When we makin' love and you scream put it all in me
Or maybe my physique and my upcoming from the streets
That keeps you runnin' back and got you comin' in the sheets
.........
And baby you take care of me? Then baby I'll take care of you
You cry, I cry, baby I'll share tears too



ROtFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Alright, so on facebook my status was "Eric is harder than sittin' with a blind man and tryin' to describe yellow." You know, the usual mentally complex stuff I put as my status. Then my friend Jordan Parker...who is the weirdest kid ever lol, writes this on my wall. LMAOOOO
-dies